The Cat

Today my new family left the house for a couple of hours. I wasn't happy about this so I pooped and peed in my crate on their blanket just to let them know. But that wasn't the worst part.

When they came home, they had a cat with them! I don't like this. Not one bit! I'm barking for the first time to let them know this is unacceptable.



Oh no! It looks like the cat is going to sleep in my parents room tonight. What? They want me to sleep in Nick's room? I mean, he's cool and everything, but I've got to be the favorite pet. So I pooped at the bottom of the stairs. Then my dad said I had to go in the crate. I knew it was either that or sleep in Nick's room, so I chose Nick's room. I lost the battle but not the war.